S: "My dog is way better then yours"
B: "No way, you only wish it was!"
S: "Oh, I know it is"
B: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T! My dog is actually cute, compared to your lil' scrawny rat you call dog!"
S: "Girl, who you tryin' fool, your dog's so fat, the first time I saw it, I screamed because I thought it was a big ol' fat grizzly bear."
B: "Excuse me? You did not just go there. And I don't see your 'pup' doing any tricks like mine can!"
S: "BTW, begging for food, isn't considered a 'trick', my dog can do a 360 by jumping on a trampoline, beat that."
B: "My dog can do a back flip off of the high dive, into the water and still fully swim across the entire lake!"
B: "Well, my dog could bight your dogs head off!"
S: "Then my dad, who's better then yours, could make the police put your dog down."
B: "Don't get me started with this."